20. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath

19. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure

18. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser

17. You don't wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser's chair

16. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body

15. You don't try to hump the hairdresser

14. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes

13. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears

12. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands

11. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut

10. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks

9. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair

8. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth

7. You don't try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer

6. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails

5. Your hairdresser doesn't have to de-matt your hair

4. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt

3. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim"

2. Drying your hair doesn't blow hair all around and cover everything

1. You don't howl or bark while having all this done!